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Funny Chemical Engineering Quotes & Sayings
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There is no one area of chemical engineering that specifically helped me in my career as an astronaut, it was more the general education in engineering. Also, it was a very difficult and rigorous course. So, it made me strong and resourceful.
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
I studied chemical engineering. I was a good student, but these were the hard times of the depression, my scholarship came to an end, and it was necessary to work to supplement the family income.
But the prospects of designing chemical plants for industrial scale chemical processes seemed far less interesting than the chemical events that occur in biological systems.
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology.
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
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You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
Personally, I think that for example the chemical directive in its present form does too much damage to the chemical industry - especially the medium sized businesses - and will hurt our worldwide competitiveness.
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
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