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Funny Christmas Tree Quotes & Sayings
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What does Christmas remind you of? Mistletoe, holly, Christmas tree, eggnog, Christmas pudding, and so many wonderful things. When the heart is happy, Christmas can never be dull. It's not just about feasting and fun. It's also a time for happy reunions with family and friends.
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He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!
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Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
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