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Funny College Bunk Quotes & Sayings
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Better Than You
Leaving To College
It Is What It Is
I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Funny Facebook Status quotes
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
Being Tired quotes
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
I like school very much, and I'll go to college if my career slows down. But kids go to college to be where I am today. Not to put college down, but for me, it would be digressing.
I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He had his college career ruined.
When you go to college, your NBA value seems to go down. You can't get better when you go to college? That's absurd, ... The longer you stay in college, the more you grow and become a better player. Each year, I've improved, and I want to continue to get better.
Better Than You quotes
Religion is all bunk.
Thomas A Edison
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
F.I.N.A.L.S. - F*ck I Never Actually Learned Sh*t.
Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.
College is such a unique time, because you're learning a little bit how to be an adult. You're learning how to take care of yourself without parental influence, and you're exposed to so many great minds. I feel like I didn't even know how to think until I got to college.
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