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Funny Corona Virus Quotes & Sayings
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An inefficient virus kills its host. A clever virus stays with it.
James Lovelock
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As every new breed of virus is conceived, created and released into the wild, another small change is made to the anti-virus software to combat the new threat.
Glenn Turner
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There is one major problem with anti-virus software: It needs updating. Users cannot be relied upon to have even the anti-virus software in the first place, let alone be able or willing to pay for the updates.
Glenn Turner
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Corona Light has had very faithful stewardship from us from the very beginning in 1989.
Carlos Alvarez
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In a way, the popularity of Corona came too fast for its own good, initially. We took a few steps back.
Carlos Alvarez
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Baby will you be my corona and lime. And I will be your main squeeze. And if your brother don't like my style. We could take it to the street.
Shwayze
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Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile and hang your life!
Unknown
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The Corona Extra brand was launched in Austin, Texas. From Austin, where it was exclusively for three or four months, it became more widely available in that state and in others, primarily in the southwest and western United States.
Carlos Alvarez
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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After all, just one virus on a computer is one too many.
Glenn Turner
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Language is a virus from outer space.
William S Burroughs
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Freedom is the most contagious virus known to man.
Hubert H Humphrey
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What perhaps should receive more attention is the effect of the treatment on the virus.
Luc Montagnier
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Selfishness is a virus to all relationships. Inconsiderate individuals often end up alone..
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I pictured myself as a virus or a cancer cell and tried to sense what it would be like.
Jonas Salk
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Of course, screening for HIV did essentially eliminate the transmission of this virus by transfusions.
Serge Lang
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The mystery of that damn virus has been generated by the $2 billion a year they spend on it.
Kary Mullis
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The idea of the live-virus vaccine is to produce in a continuous way some viral antigens.
Luc Montagnier
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I need Google in my brain and anti virus in heart.
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In fact, a large majority of those have died and of those expected to die of AIDS, as well as of those who are infected with the virus, are in sub-Saharan Africa.
Claudio Hummes
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