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Funny Cowboy Quotes & Sayings
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They gave me the chaps and hat and everything. I looked like a real cowboy. I walked around the rodeo and thought, I am a real cowboy and thought everyone thought I was a real cowboy.
Michael Biehn
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I'm thrilled, I'm grateful, I'm blessed. I played for the world's greatest professional sports team in history. Once a Dallas Cowboy, always a Dallas Cowboy.
Bob Hayes
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I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my hat on backwards. So much for my career as a cowboy.
Michael Biehn
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It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
John Ford
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Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat.
Alex Cox
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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.
Jack Handy
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I came in with my idea of what a cowboy would wear, but then I met some real cowboys and they said that I rode the horses well, shoed the horses, but no good cowboy would be wearing a pair of Levi's. I had to get a good old pair of Wranglers.
Steve Kanaly
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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I'd like to live on horseback and just be a cowboy.
Paul Walker
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You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste
Glee
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Silly cowboy, trucks are for girls!
Unknown
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Love is the country, a cowboy, and a horse for the both of ya.
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The fact that I got Drugstore Cowboy at all was a fluke.
Kelly Lynch
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Single because I've never met a cowboy who is actually like the ones in country songs.
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Midnight cowboy. My flow is a dog, down boy
Lil Wayne
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You ain't lookin' too at home in them cowboy boots.
Justin Moore
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But the reason I became, why I wanted to be in the business was because there was Midnight Cowboy.
Jodie Foster
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My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys.
Jenna Bush
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Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States.
Marcus A Hanna
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