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Funny Curfew Quotes & Sayings
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I am me and me I do I keep my doods like curfew.
My nuts hang like they got no curfew.
They say I'm takin' long, I tell em patience is a virtue. I'm goin' all out and bitch I never had a curfew.
Nigga, lyrically I'll murk you, Physically I'll hurt you, - you ain't never ran the streets, you had a curfew.
Nigga, lyrically I'll murk you, Physically I'll hurt you, you ain't never ran the streets, you had a curfew.
Nigga, lyrically I'll murk you. Physically I'll hurt you. You ain't never ran the streets, you had a curfew.
I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath until my face turn purple. Keep a few bad bitches in my circle. My nuts hang like ain't no curfew. Bitch if you wave, then I will surf you.
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
My curfew was the street lights, and my Mom didn't call my cell, she yelled time to come in. I played outside with my friends not online. If I didn't eat what Mom made than I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. I rode a bike without a helmet, and getting dirty was OK, and we drank from the garden hose and SURVIVED!
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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