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Funny Dentists Quotes & Sayings
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Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
Claudia Wallis
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I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them.
Christian Bale
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If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
John Maynard Keynes
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The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office.
Sasha Azevedo
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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We the ni...s you scared of, like bad dentists. Flow is vandemic, dirty like its plants in it. Sick spit a pandemic, crack and Cancer mixed with cannabis. To have a bi..., ready to stab a clit with some glass and shit.
Tyler The Creator
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I was sunbathing topless in Ibiza, and my friend wanted to eat at this cafe where everybody goes without putting on their tops or bottoms. He assured me, 'No, its cool. Dont dress up.' I went into the cafe and sat down with him when all of a sudden I hear, 'Brooke!' It was my dentist. I just played it cool, but needless to say, I changed dentists.
Brooke Burke
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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