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Funny Die Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Die" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I cannot hide from your disease. The more you die the more I breathe. I won't go blind for your lies I will not die, you will die.
Dope
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A nation that cannot preserve itself ought to die, and it will die - die in the grasp of the evils it is too feeble to overthrow
Morris Sheppard
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Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die? I don't wanna die.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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I hate the way you say my name, I hate your funny smile, I hate it when you said that you were staying for a while, I hate your crazy climbing skills; youre always up in trees, I hate it when you promised you were never leaving me, I hate it how you try to talk but nothing comes out right, I hate it when we hung out at my park that summer night, I hate how you told me make a wish, I hate the way you lie, I hate how I liked you so much; I thought I was going to die, I could say I hate these things and wish that they would die, But truth is that I love them baby, so much their making me cry.
I Wrote This
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Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie Izzard
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The man that runs away lives to die another day.
AEHousman
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Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson
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Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!
Luigi Pirandello
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I believe I'm going to die doing the things I was born to do. I believe I'm going to die high off the people. I believe I'm going to die a revolutionary in the international revolutionary proletarian struggle.
Fred Hampton
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Dear Diet, The word die is in your name. Sincerely, And you wonder why no one likes you...
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Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
Unknown
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Will Shriner
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