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Funny Doomsday Quotes & Sayings
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We are a step closer to it now -- the doomsday scenario.
Tim Hutchinson
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At the last count -- and we're still counting -- there were 3.2 million claims. We're approaching the doomsday scenario we described 5 years ago.
Bill Bailey
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The houses that he makes last till doomsday.
Unknown
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There's no doomsday scheme made specifically for mankind, only higher agenda and priority than human race preservation.
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Close your eyes. Pray for plagues. Oh Lord cleanse this earth And bring upon our doomsday.
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These doomsday warriors look no more like soldiers than the soldiers of the Second World War looked like conquistadors. The more expert they become the more they look like lab assistants in small colleges.
Alistair Cooke
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The dynamic shifted this year. There was a growing perception that supply was running out. The doomsday scenario that stated OPEC couldn't meet demand and the Saudis wouldn't be able to increase output gained traction.
Doug Leggate
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Even an attorney of moderate talent can postpone doomsday year after year, for the system of appeals that pervades American jurisprudence amounts to a legalistic wheel of fortune, a game of chance, somewhat fixed in the favour of the criminal, that the participants play interminably.
Unknown
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Harold Camping of Family Radio is predicting the end of the world for May 21, 2011, but this reporter has learned that Camping first predicted that doomsday would be on September 6, 1994.
Ed Walsh
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One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Seems that doomsday has come early this year.
Atreyu
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Abandon any such hope.
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We are a step closer to it now - the doomsday scenario.
Tim Hutchinson
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What does it mean to die when you can live until the end of the world?
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I don't want to say it's doomsday, but it's an extreme risk.
Bob Sommer
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As each day passes we are one step closer to the end of the world.
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It's not the pace of life that concerns me. It's the sudden stop at the end.
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Do I think its doomsday for the male gender? No, ... I look around the world, and it seems to me that men are still in charge.
Jacqueline King
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Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.
Unknown
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