TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Fire Alarm Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Fire Alarm" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Food
Fire
Funny
Random
Funny
Jokes
Good Morning
Sleep
Funny Good Morning
Funny Facebook Status
Clocks
Short
Good
Water
Students
School
Confession
Funny Good Morning
Show more
Military
Comedy
Being Strong
Pride
Song Lyrics
Morning
It Is What It Is
Metaphors
Strength
Being Strong
Difficulty
Perseverance
Life Lesson
Humor
Food
Cooking
Christianity
Religion
Church
Student
Kids
Keeping It Real
Teenagers
Life
Optimism
Motivational
Funny Pilot
Wise
Love
QUOTES
I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get to see the results of your job. You get there and there is a house on fire. You leave and there's not a fire anymore.
Luke Perry
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
I am like fire; if you take care of me I'll brighten your life, but if you play with me you'll burn.
Abhishek Tiwari
92 Likes
Fire quotes
Metaphors quotes
Caution quotes
Being Played quotes
Caring quotes
I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get to see the results of your job. You get there and there is a house on fire. You leave and there's not a fire anymore.
Luke Perry
7 Likes
If you fire people, you fire customers.
Ferdinand Piech
0 Likes
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
Mark Twain
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Unknown
258 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Fire quotes
Africa is a continent in flames. And deep down, if we really accepted that Africans were equal to us, we would all do more to put the fire out. We're standing around with watering cans, when what we really need is the fire brigade.
Bono
3 Likes
In all parts of the Old World, as well as of the New, it was evident that Columbus had kindled a fire in every mariner's heart. That fire was the harbinger of a new era, for it was not to be extinguished.
Charles Kendall Adams
0 Likes
Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat.
Harry Houdini
11 Likes
Words can sometimes be used to confuse, but it's up to the practitioners of the study of language to apply them for good and not for evil. It is just like fire; fire can heat your house or burn it down.
Frank Luntz
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
Unknown
19 Likes
Funny quotes
Inspirational quotes
Life quotes
When we reached this final dusk then bring me fire and insanity. The jet-black eyes are showing butterflies, they dance in the fire insane, so.
Children Of Bodom
4 Likes
They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs.
Ron Livingston
0 Likes
Fire is never a gentle master
Proverb
32 Likes
Fire quotes
Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
25 Likes
Funny quotes
Murder quotes
Sponsored Links
My officers and men understood wishes so well that this movement was executed under fire, the right wing keeping up fire, without giving the enemy any occasion to seize or even to suspect their advantage.
Joshua Chamberlain
0 Likes
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
Graham Chapman
1 Likes
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
Ursula K Le Guin
0 Likes
The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
Dominic Chianese
3 Likes
Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great
Roger De Bussy-Rabutin
57 Likes
Love quotes
Fire quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 20
50th Wedding Anniversary
Being In Love With Your Best Friend
Best
Cute Missing You
Deed
Facebook Status
Facts
Failed Relationships
Forget The Past
Gay
Girl Power
Happy Love
Hope
Love
Money
Promise
Self-worth
Sons
Trying To Change
Wildlife
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™