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Funny Friends Eating Your Foodr Foo Quotes & Sayings
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I feel good now. I've gained all my weight back after getting stoned for three weeks and not eating and not sleeping much. I've been coming by my mom's and eating food.
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When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
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You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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Friends: ask you why you're crying? Best friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
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Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages.
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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.
Mario Batali
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
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Best friends are like thighs they are always sticking together.
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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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What if I say I'm not like the others?
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The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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