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Funny Girl Status Quotes & Sayings
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Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?
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Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower.
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
Jorge Armenta
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I'm just that quiet girl who tries to be nice to everyone, who tries to understand everything, but still cannot escape the darkness that surrounds me. I'm that girl who tries to find herself, but has no luck doing so. I'm that girl who can never find Mr.Right or Ms. Right. I'm that girl who everyone forgets. I'm unique and awkward at times, but I can be funny or anything else anyone wants me to be. That's who I am.
Kaylynn Thompson
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I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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