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Funny Happy Valentine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Happy Valentine" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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I prayed to God give me a great Valentine but He gave me a lot more. With you by my side, I can conquer the whole world. Happy Valentines Day! Be my Valentine forever.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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This Valentine's day, I hope that we have many more beautiful Valentine Days to share together! Happy Valentines Day my love.
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Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I'm here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
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I'm a Valentine's Day kind of girl, I love it. I like smiling and telling my neighbors happy Valentine's Day and the people I meet down at the store. I like sharing the love around.
Jennifer Garner
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I have the best Valentine in the whole world. Thank you for being there for me. Happy Valentines Day!
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Do you know why you are the perfect Valentine? That's because you've been the most amazing person throughout the year. Happy Valentines Day!
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Love is all about sharing and I am here in front of you, all ready to share the rest of my life with you. Be my Valentine. Happy Valentines Day.
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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I've been eyeing you since months but haven't had the guts to come up to you and tell you about the hots I have for you. But today, I take a deep breath and ask you, will you be my Valentine? Happy Valentines Day!
Unknown
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What do you gift a Valentine who is so cute, hot, s..y, loving, caring and gentle? Nothing but lots of hugs and kisses. Happy Valentines Day!
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Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.
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Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.
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Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone who was way ahead of Monopoly in replacing things in their life with cats.
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On this Valentine's Day, I will carve your name into my heart forever so that no amount of tears can ever wipe it away. Happy Valentines Day!
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