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Funny Health Food Quotes & Sayings
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When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's s... When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.
Marilyn Monroe
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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We have higher income, but less morals. We have much more food, but less nutrition.
Unknown
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Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
Robert Redford
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Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
Robert Redford
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Health food makes me sick.
Calvin Trillin
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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I just hate health food
Julia Child
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A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
Unknown
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We have by far the most expensive health system in the world. We spend 50 percent more per person than the next most costly nation. Americans spend more on health care than housing or food.
Kathleen Sebelius
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Your diet is a bank account; Good food choices are good investments.
Bethenny Frankel
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
Unknown
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Tom Wilson
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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
Tom Wilson
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Rob Dyrdek
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