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Funny Hotel Quotes & Sayings
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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
I'm a big fan of Elvis, man. I got 'Heartbreak Hotel' tattooed on my chest.
To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric.
I'm tryna to hit the hotel with two girls that's wide awake.
Waka Flocka Flame
Staring at the starry night. Sitting in my hotel. While the girl of my dreams. Is happy with someone else.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
George Bernard Shaw
I think people recognize me if I am going out to dinner or if I am staying in a hotel. They are not quite sure at first because I have grown up a lot.
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
Look, top floor of the hotel suite. So connected that you know I got a motel cheap.
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
My son loves the Hotel du Cap, in the south of France.
Diane Von Furstenberg
I never eat where the hotel recommends. I do my own research and then try the most highly rated options.
I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
I'd read Up in the Old Hotel, and I wanted to do something with Mitchell's stuff for a long time.
St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.
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