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Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.
Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Get down - get down. Aaaaaaah! Jungle boogie.
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You're in the jungle now, baby! -Saul
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries
Um, and I'm also very proud of my work on George of the Jungle 2.
I thought I would be Sheena of the Jungle as a little girl.
We might be workers, but we are not happy go-lucky jungle bunnies.
Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way.
I am from the jungle where the lion eats the cobra
But some people act like they think I live in the jungle someplace.
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Hip is the sophistication of the wise primitive in a giant jungle.
I'm from a concrete jungle that'll make yo set look like Busch Gardens.
I don't think there is anything more ironic than seeing a black child swinging on a jungle gym.
It's hard to survive when your livin' In a concrete jungle and these girls just keep passin' me by.
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