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Funny Kids Quotes & Sayings
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It's going to be a big mess over that.
My passion is kids, more than just kids is underprivileged kids and orphans.
If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
Black kids wishin they white kids when they close they eyelids, Like, 'I bet they neighborhood ain't like this'. White kids wishin they black kids, and wanna talk like rappers. It's all backwards it's identity crisis.
If your kids attend school and grades are up that will make $1,000 contributions to some 10,000 kids across the country, are challenging kids to learn foreign languages or challenging kids to get summer jobs or seek summer enrichment opportunities?
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
Here's to another year of staying together for the kids.
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Life would be so much better if I went to Hogwarts.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
Bullying is killing our kids. Being different is killing our kids and the kids who are bullying are dying inside. We have to save our kids whether they are bullied or they are bullying. They are all in pain.
You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
There was a period there where kids music sucked. It seemed people were playing down the kids, treating them like lesser beings. Kids have the capacity to feel, though there are certainly ideas musically that take time to develop, for adults or children.
Medeski Martin And Wood
Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for s...
Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night.
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