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Funny Kids Quotes & Sayings
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I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.
Be nice, have fun, play nice with the other kids. Unless the other kids wanna fight, then you kick the other kids butt. -Mushu
I think that it empowers kids, and kids like that because in real life when they`re at school teachers are kind of overbearing. Sometimes older people can kind of be patronizing. But when movies empower kids, I think they like it a lot.
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin.
Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy.
Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Whenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
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I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bi... go everywhere.
Bad parents do drugs or get wasted on booze in front of their kids and let their kids go wanting. Good parents drink for sport when the kids are asleep or with sitters and get tipsy on occasion -not every day.
I don't know about the world, but I know kids. And I feel like sometimes kids don't get involved because they think, what can I do? I'm just a kid. And really kids can do so much. Read more at
Hopefully the new breed of kids won't have to go through that hard lesson - my kids, my grandkids, my fans' kids, hopefully they won't have to go through it.
hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.
I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
Learn to spell kids, auto correct isnt always write!
I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
Kids like Tyler come around only once in a generation. I thank God every day for this little kid being on our show because some kids have it, some kids don't. It's not about being a little adult, it's about being a kid and portraying a kid, and I think that America gets it when he does it.
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