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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
Fred Astaire
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Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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I would just like to take the time to Congratulate my parents for having such an amazing kid!
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Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???
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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
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Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
John Kricfalusi
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I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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Our task is to provide an education for the kind of kids we have... Not the kind of kids we used to have... Or want to have... Or the kids that exist in our dreams.
Mary Kay Utecht
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
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I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and s.., and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately.
Paul Feig
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The best way to create a genuine "responsibility era" -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Senator John Kerry
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The best way to create a genuine "responsibility era" -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Senator John Kerry
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