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Funny Killer Jokeses Quotes & Sayings
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When I hear tapping outside my window. I don't think it's my prince to come kiss me. I think its a serial killer about to kill me.
Unknown
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E'rybody a killer until a killer approaches and then, all that hocus, pocus boastin.
D Block
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A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands
Seneca
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Gorgeous killer. Hot pink killer.
Jeffree Star
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Fierce killer. I'm a beauty killer.
Jeffree Star
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I would say that without any doubt he's the killer - the law says beyond a reasonable doubt and to a moral certainty which I - there's no question that he was the killer of President Kennedy.
Henry Wade
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The killer in me is the killer in you.
Smashing Pumpkins
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So evidently music was a killer app and is a killer app for computer and the Internet; it just took the tech industry a long time to hear that message.
Thomas Dolby
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Heart disease continues to be the number one killer; cancer, the number 2 killer, not far behind. The tragic aspect of these deadly diseases is that they could all be cured, I do believe, if we had sufficient funding.
Arlen Specter
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My dream role would probably be a psycho killer, because the whole thing I love about movies is that you get to do things you could never do in real life, and that would be my way of vicariously experiencing being a psycho killer. Also, it's incredibly romantic.
Christina Ricci
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My dream role would probably be a psycho killer, because the whole thing I love about movies is that you get to do things you could never do in real life, and that would be my way of vicariously experiencing being a psycho killer. Also, it's incredibly romantic.
Christina Ricci
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
Unknown
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It wasn't as dark and scary as it sounds. I had a lotto fun . . . Killing somebody's a funny experience.
Albert DeSalvo
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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
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Every one of my books is written from the viewpoint of cops, with the exception of my book Killer on the Road, which is written from the viewpoint of a serial killer.
James Ellroy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I get to play a killer next.
Skeet Ulrich
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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