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Funny Lunch Time Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
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I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
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Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps.
Stanley Weiser
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I have many memories of waking up to eat breakfast that my mother carefully prepared for us and her saying, what do y'all want for lunch, and as we're eating lunch, what do y'all want for dinner? It's always about the next meal.
Lisa Loeb
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks.
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for s...
Erma Bombeck
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It's lunch time, better yet it's crunch time. Pick up the blow put up your flow, and all your punch lines. Grab a square, break up the brick quick as a crane. Place the powder in the packs, so you can do your thang.
Killa Kyleon
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All that prosthetic makeup drains you. By the time it's lunch, you're done.
Mickey Rourke
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie The Pooh
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Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.
Lydia Lunch
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Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Janet Street-Porter
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just finished a great work out with my mom!! time for lunch. going to the apple pan. Yum!
Hanna Beth
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