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If anybody wanted to photograph my life, they'd get bored in a day. 'Heres Matt at home learning his lines. Here's Matt researching in aisle six of his local library'. A few hours of that and they'd go home.
Matt Damon
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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Matt Groening
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Matt Groening
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We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
Matt Groening
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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
Matt Stone
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When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your a.. hammered by guystheres no better feeling than to have that done.
Matt Stairs
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
Matt Groening
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It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
Matt Lauer
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
Matt Groening
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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having s.., there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have s.. with the authorities.
Matt Groening
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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having s.., there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have s.. with the authorities.
Matt Groening
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I'm not mean.
Matt Drudge
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
Matt Groening
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Matt Groening
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The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.
Matt LeBlanc
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If PJ Harvey ever came to town I'd definitely go try to go see her.
Matt Cameron
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