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Funny Men Drive Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Men Drive" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Dale Carnegie
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
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Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Barbara De Angelis
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
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In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing.
Willie Mays
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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I always drive men insane. I must be a superior being as to have such a power on them.
Yamilka Noa
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.
Hermann Maier
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when hot, finger touch ignition automatic engine oil change every month. any type of pistons fit, multiple seating styles & adjustments. great accessories, automatic and manuall drive from both sides. ready 4 test drive any time.. ;)
Unknown
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Best friends will let you drive them around no matter how many times you almost kill them.
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I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can't believe I'm on that show.
Jessica Pare
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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It's funny how it's the simple things in life that mean the most, not where you live, what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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I get so intimidated by other cars when I drive on the freeway in LA they drive like freakin maniacs.
Amber Rose
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I need a lover that won't drive me crazy. I just need her to drive me to the liquor store.
Unknown
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