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Funny Mexican Quotes & Sayings
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Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero.
Unknown
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Cooler than a peppermint, Waynes World excellent. Party on Garth, shwing!, work ethic harder than a Mexican.
XV
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Im workin like a Mexican, fu.. around and get deported. I bought my mama a crib, thirty clip in my forty.
Kodak Black
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We didn't get to go to the real Grammys 'cause we're distasteful: Us and the Mexican jazz bands all had to line up and get our stuff the previous afternoon.
Motorhead
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There needs to be more pressure on the Mexican government to stop the drugs and illegal immigrants on their side of the border instead of exporting them to the U.S.
Timothy Murphy
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We must safely secure our border by investing in more law enforcement and technology, and receiving cooperation from the Mexican government.
Timothy Murphy
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I was brought up the Mexican way, where actors are paid very little and every part you take is an act of faith. If people respect that, then great.
Gael Garcia Bernal
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Any Mexican, would recognise that Mexico was abused, undervalued and downgraded in international circles, most of all by the United States.
Adolfo Aguilar Zinser
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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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This is not the first time that Mexican authorities have handed over an Arab from a country with known Al Qaeda connections to a local sheriff across the border. FBI picks them up and disappears.
John Culberson
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It's just something I've always done. In South Texas, the first guitar you get is a Mexican guitar. And the first one I got, the first thing I did was take it apart.
Guy Clark
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So, you know, I always say that I'm a Mexican, but if I had to be a citizen of anywhere else, I'd be a citizen of Manhattan. I feel very much a New Yorker.
Alma Guillermoprieto
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The pu... wetter, wetter than it's ever been but she gone probably try to cross the line like a Mexican.
Lil Wayne
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I have taken part in ceremonies with North American and Mexican shamans, as well as Brazilian ceremonies.
Stanislav Grof
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This Mexican woman. Deserves a good man. To give her affection and know satisfaction.
Elephant Man
36 Likes
I've been in the yard with the Mexican mafia and I only run with ni...z that'll kill and die for ya.
Mac Dre
20 Likes
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Amnesty International continues to report that extra judicial tortures and murders continue. This is not democracy that we are exporting to Mexico, and this is certainly not what the Mexican workers signed up for.
Stephen F Lynch
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Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I'll be eating it. I'm not a chocolate person and I'm not into sweets. I'm a meal person.
Eva Longoria
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