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Funny Newborn Babyorn Baby Quotes & Sayings
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Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of my dog sniffing that baby.
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The average newborn baby spends 133 minutes every day crying. Can't wait!
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All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being, and certainly in almost every newborn baby, that there is an active will toward health, an impulse towards growth, or towards the actualization.
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The one advice that I would give just to moms who have a child or a newborn is definitely sleep while the baby sleeps. I've heard that so many times. I never realized how true it really is. If you don't, you'll be walking around like a zombie.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Let's not think ourselves as totally independent- we're not. The Lord sustains us day by day. In many ways, we're needy as a newborn baby.
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bis..ual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you.
Anna Quindlen
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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Hark the herald angels sing 'Glory to the newborn King! Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled' Joyful, all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies With the angelic host proclaim: 'Christ is born in Bethlehem' Hark! The herald angels sing 'Glory to the newborn King!'
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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