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Funny Office Politics Quotes & Sayings

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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.

Calvin Coolidge

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CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

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Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is growing or swelling.

Woodrow T Wilson

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

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The person who says I'm not political is in great danger. Only the fittest will survive, and the fittest will be the ones who understand their office's politics.

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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

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The person who says "I'm not political" is in great danger. Only the fittest will survive, and the fittest will be the ones who understand their office's politics.

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The person who says "I'm not political" is in great danger. Only the fittest will survive, and the fittest will be the ones who understand their office's politics.

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Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...

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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

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Politics is not predictions and politics is not observations. Politics is what we do. Politics is what we do, politics is what we create, by what we work for, by what we hope for and what we dare to imagine.

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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

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Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

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