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Funny One Line Wedding Quotes & Sayings
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We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with the self addressed, pre-paid envelope we sent you months ago.
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Marriage...a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Beverly Nichols
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Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring.
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I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfeld
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Our wedding day was made that much more special because you were there. Everyone who attended helped to make our dream wedding into a wonderful reality.
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May all your wedding dreams come true on this your wedding night; keep what your thinking to each other... under the sheets.
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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We are not planning a wedding. Still, everytime we get the Irish papers there is something in them about the wedding Stuart and I are supposedly having. It's like the perfect wedding with the flowers and music and Keanu Reeves walking me down the aisle. I read about it and think 'wow, these Irish sure know how to do it - even when they're making it up.
Charlize Theron
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A wedding is an event. Marriage is a life time. Invest more in your marriage than your wedding and success is inevitable.
Myles Munroe
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
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Congratulations on probably not dying alone.
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I'm happy for you and ashamed of being single.
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I love that new wife smell.
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We'll always cherish the item we exchanged your gift for.
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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I want to build a life and corresponding mountain of debt with you.
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