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Funny Ron White Quotes & Sayings
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Bankers And Banks
Funny Christmas Card
Funny Facebook Status
It Is What It Is
Keeping It Real
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
If you write something the White House doesn't like, they take you in and say, 'If you ever write something like you did today, nobody from the White House will ever talk to you again,'
Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Writing about dead white males seems to be out of favor among academics.
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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We should see the leadership from the White House setting dates certain for certain goals of achieving greater alliance on alternative and renewable energy sources, but we are not.
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
Never Give Up
Birthday Coming Soon
Cheers To Our Future
Done Being Heartbroken
Funny Ron White
God Takes Control Of Our Situations Takes Care
Happy Birthday Pictour
Hit Me Like
I Wasnt Ignoring You I Was Walking
Keeping It On The Dow
Keeping It Real By Biggie
Keeping Love A Secret
One Smile Can Start A Friendship One W
Seventy Fifth Birthday Festa De Pagem De Ano 2014
Thank You God For My Daughter
Wedding Invitation Card Friends Kannada
You Saw My Descent No
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