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Funny Ron White Quotes & Sayings
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One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
Ron Klugman
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West
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Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy
Anchorman
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A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
Adlai Stevenson
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If Ron Dellums running for mayor gives you hope, then let's get on with it.
Ron Dellums
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Homos..uals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is ours.
Basil White
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Not trying to be rude, but your d..k gets less action then a white crayon.
Unknown
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In the 21st century, white America got a wake-up call after 9/11/01. White America and the western world came to realize that people of color had not gone away, faded into the woodwork or just 'disappeared' as the Great White West kept on its merry way of ignoring black concerns.
Jeremiah Wright
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I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there.
Jeff Gannon
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When we don't have information, we go to the simplest outlook, to black and white. But then we have to lie to ourselves. Black is never as black as you're painting it and white is never as white.
Patricia Sun
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.
Family Guy
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Why don't they go ahead and change the name of the White House to the West House. They want to do away with the heritage of White Settlement and destroy the history of White Settlement.
Alan Price
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
Unknown
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It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
Kelly Osbourne
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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
Bryan White
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Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fu.. yourself, San Diego.
Anchorman
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Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey.
Unknown
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Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
Unknown
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The very first time I was on a car in Atlanta, I saw the conductor - all conductors are white - ask a Negro woman to get up and take a seat farther back in order to make a place for a white man. I have also seen white men requested to leave the Negro section of the car.
Ray Stannard Baker
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I feel as ignored as a white crayon, the first piece of bread, Internet explorer, the terms of agreement, and the 18yrs+ warning.
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