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Funny Sandwich Quotes & Sayings
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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
Unknown
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her. I didn't know what to do. I had never had anyone steal food from me before. How do you react if someone takes your sandwich? I just finished my cup of coffee and got on the plane and flew home.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Hussein Nishah
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
Miranda Hobbes
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Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
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I make a mean PB&J sandwich.
Chanel Dudley
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Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
James Beard
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The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years.
Charles Moore
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Im the type of girl who yells at my man to go make me a sandwich.
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Would you Kill flipper for a tuna sandwich?
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Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
Mary Kay Ash
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It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
Daniel Craig
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Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Andy Samberg
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You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
Phil McGraw
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A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
Mario Lemeiux
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