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Funny Senior Citizen Quotes & Sayings
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I can't wait to get my Senior year over with. I just need to start a new life somewhere else.
In addition we also hire many senior citizens.
You know, like I said, I'm not going to adjust my Senior Tour schedule.
My sophomore, they was all for it, they all saw it My juniors and senior will only get meaner. Take care, nigga.
I won the city scoring championship as a senior.
I played hoss trying to pay him off for most of my senior year.
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Way before Watergate, senior administration officials hid behind anonymity.
To be involved in a senior tournament back in the States is very satisfying.
By my senior year in high school, I was friends with every group.
Today, nearly 40 percent of a senior's healthcare spending is on pharmaceutical medications.
It wasn't until my senior year in high school that I started acting.
That every person is desirous to obtain, with as little sacrifice as possible, as much as possible of the articles of wealth.
Nassau William Senior
Tina was a dreamer. I'm two years a senior, so I didn't really ride with her demeanor.
When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose.
There's nothing so improves the mood of the Party as the imminent execution of a senior colleague.
I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf.
I am a citizen of the world.
I think I've been a great citizen.
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