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Funny Senior Citizen Quotes & Sayings
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There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.
Jesse Ventura
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The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
J William Fulbright
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The authority of any governing institution must stop at its citizen's skin.
Gloria Steinem
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Every citizen in every country in the world now grows up in two nations. Their own and Hollywood.
Nick Mancuso
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The measure of your quality as a public person, as a citizen, is the gap between what you do and what you say.
Ramsey Clark
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My personality is that I'm a human being like everybody else, just a citizen and a blue collar guy.
Lee Greenwood
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After a lifetime of working, raising families, and contributing to the success of this nation in countless other ways, senior citizens deserve to retire with dignity.
Charlie Gonzalez
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My wife and daughters work. My campaign manager in 2005 was a working mother. I appointed 5 women to my senior staff as Attorney General.
Bob McDonnell
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This was a report from a single source. It was an established and reliable line of reporting. It was quoted from a senior Iraqi military officer in a position to know this information.
John Scarlett
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There was a time for you to act like an idiot in school and fu.. up but now that you're a SENIOR its time to grow up!
Unknown
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Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.
Norman Cousins
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I've thought, in my earlier years, that I had 'senioritis,', but I was wrong. Only a senior can truly know the effects of senioritis.
Unknown
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I am not the President. Instead, I hold an even higher office, that of citizen of the United States.
Martin Sheen
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The First Amendment has the same role in my life as a citizen and a writer as the sun has in our ecosystem.
Michael Chabon
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Strictly speaking, every citizen above a certain level of income is guilty of some offense.
Max Frisch
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One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen.
Philip Wylie
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The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Our collective future depends on your willingness to uphold your obligations as a citizen.
Barack Obama
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Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Thomas Jefferson
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I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, Ill be right there with you as a citizen.
Barack Obama
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