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Funny Sober Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Sober" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If I have a problem, stuff's going through my head, I feel like using, I usually go and talk to my dad... I decided to get sober a lot younger than he did. He first tried to get sober when he was like 32, I believe.
Jack Osbourne
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Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Steve Fergosi
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate, and drunk your fill: walk sober off; before a sprightlier age comes tittering on, and shoves you from the stage: leave such to trifle with more grace and ease, whom Folly pleases, and whose Follies please.
Alexander Pop
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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
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I think better when I'm not sober.
Drake
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I think better when I'm not sober.
Drake
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Being sober is one of the best choices I've ever made.
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Sometimes I feel like everything is going to be OK, and other times I am sober.
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You hate being sober and you're 15? You're gonna go far in life!
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