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Funny Sober Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not an alcoholic, I just have a low tolerance for being sober.
Unknown
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It's only bros before ho.. when you're sober. After that it's every man for himself.
Unknown
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Being sober around drunk people is the worst.
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What's the point of staying sober?
Oliver Reed
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I think that after a year of Portishead I've become a little more sober.
Beth Gibbons
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After my session, she came over. I was aggressive, and she was sober.
Lil Wayne
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Luckily I can control my feelings...at least when I'm sober.
Unknown
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I got sober when I was 22 years old.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.
Janice Dickinson
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Listening to drunk people while being sober is entertaining.
Unknown
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Damn I hate being sober, Im a smoker.
Chief Keef
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When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
Far East Movement
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I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
Matthew Perry
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I'm gonna say this sober so I have no excuse, I need you like my neck needs a noose.
Unknown
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I hate talking to drunk people when I'm sober.
Unknown
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No pain Inside you're like perfection. How do I feel this good sober?
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I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.
Rob Lowe
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Nick Swardson
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You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one.
Unknown
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