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Funny Sober Quotes & Sayings
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Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.
Sammy Davis Jr
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that.
Andy Dick
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You know you're cool when it's cinco de mayo and you're in your pjs...Sober...
Sarah Hyland
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I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
Charlie Sheen
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Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
Charles Scribner Jr
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Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
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Eyes wide shut and them sober bi...es all in my face.
Unknown
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If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead.
Daniel Baldwin
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Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober
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Drunken words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing.
Nora Dunn
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I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
Charlie Sheen
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
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Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.
Unknown
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I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
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Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
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