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Funny Spam Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Spam" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.
Cartesian
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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
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Spam is meant for a can so keep that shit off my page
John O Callaghan
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Who has time to manually spam web sites? That can't be very cost effective.
Eric Cheng
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Every single day, the flood of po..ographic and sleazy spam grows.
Ron Wyden
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Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
Scott Weiland
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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To da one on da flamboyant tip. I'll just toss that ham in the fryin pan like spam, get done when I come and slam. Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam.
Cypress Hill
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No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions.
David Baker
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If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
Johnny Carson
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This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem.
Eric Allman
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Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam...
Unknown
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Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.
Dick Morris
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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
Chris Rock
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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