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Funny Status About Bad Dreams Quotes & Sayings
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life for like 5 minutes.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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I'm much more upset about Breaking Bad's shutdown than about the government's.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, How good or how bad am I? That's where courage comes in.
Erma Bombeck
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
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It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed up.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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