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Funny Toy Quotes & Sayings
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It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.
Steve Carell
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Sports is the toy department of human life.
Howard Cosell
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I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.
Dennis Rodman
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I would make my mom buy me the toy doctor kit.
Debi Thomas
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Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.
Shahrukh Khan
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I wish I was a kid again. Where nothing really mattered. The only hard decision you had to make was choosing what toy to use.
Unknown
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If you give a hacker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is take it apart to figure out how it works.
Jamie Zawinski
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I'm not a toy boy, bellybutton band, so I don't have to worry about that. Actually, I never did.
Juice Newton
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What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
Gene Fowler
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Bodies line the walls and beds each one they hold a broken toy.
Boondox
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Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
Nat King Cole
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I love sweet William. Yes, he's my boy and I'm his little doll, his favorite toy.
Millie Small
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See, unlike most hackers, I get little joy out of figuring out how to install the latest toy.
Jamie Zawinski
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These airplanes we have today are no more than a perfection of a child's toy made of paper.
Henri Coanda
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When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
Steven Wright
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I'm a geeky toy collector, and to have toys of your own characters is unbelievably cool.
Craig McCracken
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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Sam Levenson
1 Likes
I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance.
Christopher Marlowe
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Taking a child to the toy store is the nearest thing to a death wish parents can have.
Fred G Gosman
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