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Funny Truth Lifetentionetention Quotes & Sayings
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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Billy Wilder
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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson
How I Met Your Mother
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
GKChesterton
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
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The truth of the matter is that facts seldom prove the truth. Why? Because truth is inly found in a journey.
Harold J Duarte-Bernhardt
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But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken.
Pedro Calderon De La Barca
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No human being is constituted to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth; and even the best of men must be content with fragments, with partial glimpses, never the full fruition.
William Osler
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No human being is constituted to know the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth; and even the best of men must be content with fragments, with partial glimpses, never the full fruition
William Osler
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What you perceive, your observations, feelings, interpretations, are all your truth. Your truth is important. Yet it is not The Truth.
Linda Ellinor
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Let us begin by committing ourselves to the truth to see it like it is, and tell it like it is, to find the truth, to speak the truth, and to live the truth.
Richard M Nixon
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When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st, 'Beauty is truth, truth beauty, - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
John Keats
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Love and truth must be maintained in perfect balance. Truth is never to be abandoned in the name of love. But love is not to be deposed in the name of truth...Truth without love has no decency; it's just brutality. On the other hand, love without truth has no character; it's just hypocrisy.
John Macarthur
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That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying :
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Intelligence has no attachment to the opinion it has formed, but only to the truth it may contain; and, knowing that error insinuates itself under the guise of truth, through the same inlets by which truth is admitted, it is ever diffident of its att
Mary Worley Montagu
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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I preach there are all kinds of truth, your truth and somebody else's. But behind all of them there is only one truth and that is that there's no truth.
Flannery O'Connor
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Lily Tomlin
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Lily Tomlin
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