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Funny Wife Kiss Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Wife Kiss" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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I'm the girl who waits months for a single kiss, a kiss that makes the months apart worth every second.
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I'm the girl who waits months for a single kiss. A kiss that makes the months apart worth every second.
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WHAT EACH KISS MEANS; Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together. Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU.
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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
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I just wanna see you. Hold you. Hug you. Touch you. Kiss you. Cuddle with you. Love you. Be there with you.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kiss is a kiss tasted.
Unknown
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
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For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
Alex Karev
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I am a navy wife. I take no moment spent together for granted. I hold onto every touch, caress, kiss, every word. I have memorized the feel of his skin, his smell, the sound of his voice, and I play it over and over in my mind so that I will not forget. I cry myself to sleep some nights because missing him hurts so badly, but wake up the next morning, brush myself off, and start a new day.
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my 'friend,' you can kiss my ass.
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A man should kiss his wife's navel every day
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Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life, it would be your tender kiss.
Ralph Wiggum
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Dear future wife, before you fall sleep, I will hug you and before you wake up I will kiss you.
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I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
Pat Robertson
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
Robert Downey Jr
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