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Funny Wine Toast Quotes & Sayings
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A good woman is like a fine red wine, once uncorked, appreciate to the full and never waste a drop!
Unknown
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I always knew the importance of it, since I was three or four years old my mother used to feed me wine and water. I grew up with wine as liquid food.
Robert Mondavi
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Don't put new wine into old bottles
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Wine is a peep-hole on a man
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Good wine needs no bush
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The very Chateau Lafite of wine
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I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.
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Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.
Ludwig Van Beethoven
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the g.... treaders' sit-in.
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Hayley: It's just toast, Dad. Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time.
American Dad
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Italian wine was something rough and red that came in a straw-covered flask with a candle stuck in its neck, [the empty bottle] was an unmistakable badge of sophomore sophistication.
Nancy Harmon Jenkins
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Old wine and friends improve with age.
Italian Proverb
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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I edit out the bad stuff and deliver the good stuff. Seventy-five percent of all wine is awful.
Peter Morrell
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Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
Marshall McLuhan
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What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
Thomas More
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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!
WC Fields
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