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Funny Wise Man Quotes & Sayings
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S Thompson
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
Unknown
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It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to.
Fannie Hurst
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A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.
Jeff Cooper
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S Thompson
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My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
Brady Anderson
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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Samuel Palmer
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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
Oscar Wilde
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A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks.
Jason Zebehazy
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And let me tell you, you boys of America, that there is no higher inspiration to any man to be a good man, a good citizen, and a good son, brother, or father, than the knowledge that you come from honest blood.
John Sergeant Wise
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J D Salinger
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Oh dear Pan and all the other Gods of this place, grant that I may be beautiful inside. Let all my external possessions be in friendly harmony with what is within. May I consider the wise man rich. As for gold, let me have as much as a moderate man could bear and carry with him.
Socrates
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.
Voltaire
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A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can.
Michel De Montaigne
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No man was ever wise by chance.
Seneca
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A wise man never loses anything, if he has himself.
Michel De Montaigne
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