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Funny Woman Aging Quotes & Sayings
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Ava Gardner was the most beautiful woman in the world, and it's wonderful that she didn't cut up her face. She addressed aging by picking up her chin and receiving the light in a better way. And she looked like a woman. She never tried to look like a girl.
Sharon Stone
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No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
Katharine Graham
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If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.
Kenneth H Cooper
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It is important to remember that aging and growing old are not necessarily the same.
Senora Roy
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The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.
Judith Regan
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging.
Barbara Hershey
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Unknown
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The best anti aging method is having a positive attitude, a sunny personality and a genuine smile.
Arjun Loveable
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Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
Jane Fonda
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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I think it's funny how woman bi... about men all the time, even though most woman are conniving, manipulative people.
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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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