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It's come to my attention that earlier this evening Harry Potter was spotted in Hogsmeade. Should anyone attempt to aide Mr. Potter, they will be punished. -Professor Severus Snape
Harry, you are so loved. Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong. -Lily Potter
How dare you stand where he stood! A man who trusted you Tell them how it happened that night. Tell them how you looked him in the eye, and killed him. -Harry Potter
I am a really big Harry Potter fan and I've seen all the sets, I've lived Harry Potter and I don't think it's destroyed the books at all, I think it's really spot on.
So Harry Potter came in and it is nice that I have kids of the right age. I took them to London and they walked around the set and met Harry Potter and that is thrilling.
Harry Potter, the boy who lived...come to die. Avada Kedavra! -Lord Voldemort
Well, well, well, look what we have here. It's Harry Potter. He's all bright, and shiny, and new again, just in time for the Dark Lord. -Bellatrix Lestrange
He knows if we find them, and destroy all the horcruxes we'll be able to kill him. I reckon he'll stop at nothing to make sure we don't find the rest. There's more, one of them is at Hogwarts. -Harry Potter
I want to bury him. Properly, without magic. -Harry Potter
There's something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat you-know-who. -Harry Potter
The longer we stay here, the stronger he gets. -Harry Potter
Things such as 'Harry Potter', all I can do is shape my character, seek the director's approval on that, and basically take it from there. Professor Flitwick in 'Harry Potter', I kind of defined how I saw him from reading the book, and luckily that matched up with the director's vision.
Harry Potter isnt real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I dont know who you are or what your name is or where youre from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potters real and youre not.
Let's rejoice that the herculean task of trying to ignore Harry Potter is almost over.
If we are the ones to hand Potter to the Dark Lord, everything will be as it was, you understand? -Lucius Malfoy
For myself and a few select members of staff, this news comes as little surprise. We have for some time now considered Mr. Potter's return to Hogwarts as not merely possible, not inevitable. -Professor Severus Snape
Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just too polite to say so. -Luna Lovegood
Harry, your eyesight really is awful. -Hermione Granger
If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU! -Ron Weasley
People ask me if there are going to be stories of Harry Potter as an adult. Frankly, if I wanted to, I could keep writing stories until Harry is a senior citizen, but I don't know how many people would actually want to read about a 65 year old Harry still at Hogwarts playing bingo with Ron and Hermione.
J K Rowling
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