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Housework Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Housework Joke" sorted by relevance. 434 matching entries found.
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My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it
Dottie Archibald
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Evan Esar
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
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I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.
Siobhan Fahey
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I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.
Julie Kenner
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Evan Esar
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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma Bombeck
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The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't.
Penny Kome
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If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.
Joyce Carol Oates
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Erma Bombeck
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Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
John Skow
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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Erma Bombeck
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't
Penny Kome
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The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't
Penny Kome
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The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.
Danielle Raine
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My mother was a wonderful, wonderful woman with a lovely voice who hated housework, hated cooking even more and loved her children. She was always arranging church activities such as a bazaar.
Maureen Forrester
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The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the part of your brain that always wants to negotiate everything. You need to change a diaper, rinse a bottle, clean a spill, fluff a pillow? Consider it done. It's a no-brainer. End of conversation. End of story.
Veronique Vienne
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