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I Know Every Day Is A Gift But Wheres The Receipt For Mondays Quotes & Sayings
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Whos still gettin tested? Wheres all the women at, could still remember who they slept with? Wheres all the girls too busy studying to make the guest list?
Drake
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Everyday is a gift. Which usually doesn't have a receipt and a horrible refund policy.
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The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
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Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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I hate Mondays. Diets always start on Mondays.
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We have to remember that each day is a gift. If we choose to focus on what's wrong, we'll miss the beauty that each day has to offer.
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You made my day when I opened your gift/card. What a fun gift. Thank you for making my day.
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Everyday is a gift from Allah,we have to woke up to the fact that there will be a day when this new day,this gift will no come to us again.
Unknown
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As much as I hate Mondays, I'm thankful to see another day.
Unknown
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I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Dawn has come to bring us the gift of today, how we use this new day is going to be a miracle for you to achieve, find your Purpose and unleash your treasures Life is the greatest gift we could ever receive.
Malika E Nura
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I don't discriminate. I hate Mondays just as much as I hate any day that requires me to wake up before 10 am.
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