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Id Make A Sandwich For You Anyday Quotes & Sayings
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I make a mean PB&J sandwich.
Chanel Dudley
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Im the type of girl who yells at my man to go make me a sandwich.
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You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
Phil McGraw
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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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I had to back my gun out in the deli he so simple. I told the ni... make my sandwich with no pickles.
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I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her. I didn't know what to do. I had never had anyone steal food from me before. How do you react if someone takes your sandwich? I just finished my cup of coffee and got on the plane and flew home.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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Could end anyday and you know better. Now you watch the frito lay, yeah you know cheddar.
Young Jeezy
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Damn rich, peanut butter guts and a Lamorghini, woah. You must have white bread, lets make a sandwich.
Yelawolf
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
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Today is a great day to reconstruct your future! Starting over beats staying put anyday!
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Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick
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Anyday yuh feel u can rush dis. You and ur friend dem gang up and touch dis. If ya bad march out and brush dis. Mek me introduce yuh to mi cutlis.
Lady Saw
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For guys, its bros over ho... For chicks, its chicks over d..ks. For me, its whoever has my back over them fake a.. people anyday.
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
Miranda Hobbes
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Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
Funkadelic
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Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
James Beard
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The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years.
Charles Moore
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Would you Kill flipper for a tuna sandwich?
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