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Joke Pick Up Line Quotes & Sayings
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Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have s..? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Unknown
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I start with the joke line and write backward.
Nipsey Russell
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I'm not really a pick-up-line guy. I don't know what I do.
Harry Styles
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Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whor..s. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke)
The Notebook
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My pick up line is, Slow down, sugar, because Im a diabetic!
Nick Jonas
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My pick up line is, 'Slow down, sugar, because I'm a diabetic!'
Nick Jonas
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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It's still a bottom-line business. You can be out of control, and if they want you, they'll pick you. And you can be a mensch, and if you're not the product they want, you won't get it.
Judd Nelson
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dir.. joke and leaving out the punch line.
Roman Polanski
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Look, the hard-line Jewish position is based, to this day, on the idea that the Palestinian Arabs somehow or other will either accept third-class status, or they will pick up and go away. Now, this isn't happening.
Arthur Hertzberg
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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