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Kiss My Ass Quotes & Sayings
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Leave Me Alone
I Hate You
Get Over It
I Dont Give A Fuck
Funny Facebook Status
Done With You
Better Than You
Two Faced People
Funny Facebook Status
Funny Christmas Card
You know, you'll walk by a construction site and it's like, 'You kiss your mama with that ass?' What does that even mean? I don't kiss my mama with my ass because it's back there! My lips are up here, so that's weird. It worked though, 'cause I turned around and was like, 'What does that mean?!' So he won.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my 'friend,' you can kiss my ass.
Leave Me Alone quotes
I Hate You quotes
Get Over It quotes
Bad Breakup quotes
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS; Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together. Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU.
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass, Little Cracker Jack, beat-making wackass backwards producers.
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
I'll kiss you you bi... ass ni.... That the hood won't miss you you bi... ass ni....
i jus dont give a fu.. about y'all snake ass bi...z u aint shit! U cn kiss ma bluck ass crack
I Dont Give A Fuck quotes
Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!
While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too.
Ex Friend quotes
I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kiss is a kiss tasted.
Cute Crush quotes
For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
Tell that bi... to give me kiss then I smack her on ass. Throw a stack at her and laugh.
I really dislike brown-nosers. You don't fit in as well as you'd like so you kiss ass? Hmm.
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Funny Facebook Status quotes
When I die burry me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
Classy bi..., don't kiss and tell. Smack her ass and then wish her well. Life sucks, better give em hell.
Million dollar pu... might pounce on that ass. Threw them hundreds 'til I lose count on that ass. Max out all of them accounts on that ass. Million dollar checks don't bounce on that ass.
Where your people at? You better bring all them d*ick in the booty ass, cootchie ass, fake ass ballers.
Clever Facebook Status
Long Distance Relationship
New Years Day
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