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Kiss My Ass Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Kiss My Ass" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When it rains it reminds me of you. Although 2000 miles away is so far away, I still always walk outside in the rain and kiss it just for you. It never fails me. The rain will always come and I'll always love you. The next time you see a storm on the horizon, don't worry, it's just heaven doing me the favor of taking you my kiss. Walk outside and kiss the rain whenever you need me.
Unknown
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What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put her face down. That was to kiss. His mother put her lips on his cheek; her lips were soft and they wetted his cheek; and they made a tiny little noise: kiss. Why did people do that with their two faces?
James Joyce
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My first kiss went a little like this [*kiss*] and twist [*kiss* *kiss*] and twist.
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I want that amazing Christmas kiss. You know, the one where you're under the mistletoe, not even realizing it, and all the sudden he comes up and cups your face in his hand and kisses you, and his kiss leaves you completely breathless? Yeah, that one.
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Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's a.. of me.
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Lookin at my bi... she'll give yo a.. a bone, lookin at my wrist it'll turn yo a.. to stone.
Rick Ross
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There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.
Thomas C Haliburton
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
Unknown
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Everybody say that I'm a young a.. bi... til I caught my first case now I'm a thug a.. bi....
Lil B
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I ended up gettin' a little Gibson amp and a bass, because of Gene Simmons of Kiss. Myself and three other kids would pretend to be Kiss - I liked Gene the best.
Jason Newsted
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O innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool you is worse.
E Y Harburg
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A kiss is more than lips touching lips. A kiss is to breathe my breath, to feel me inside of you, to take a piece of my life with you!!
Unknown
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I won't say who the worst kiss I've ever had was with, but the cause of it being so bad was because of bad breath. I've never had to kiss anyone with the funk that comes up from the stomach. Thank God!
Meagan Good
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I'm the girl who waits months for a single kiss a kiss that makes the months apart worth every second.
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If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
Todd Barry
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I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.
Pope John Paul II
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.
Pope John Paul II
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There were people I know that got upset that I kiss people. I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me.
Richard Dawson
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I said 'well, I'll kiss her twice, you see? We'll come around, I'll kiss her, and if you put a little more track down for the camera, then I'll put my tongue down her throat and you'll get what you want'. He said 'You think so?'
Rod Steiger
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